Case #

01.7.11

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Subject

News, Research

It’s In The Bag

The key to survival is being prepared, and part of prepping for any disaster — whether it’s a natural one or the zombies-trying-to-eat-your-brains kind — is ensuring that you have the right supplies. After all, when all hell breaks loose, you probably won’t be able to swing by your local grocery store to pick up all of the stuff you forgot.

Many survivalists think ahead and create special disaster supply kits. Generally referred to as “bug-out bags” or “GO bags”, these portable collections are meant to hold about three days worth of supplies. In the case of an actual zombie apocalypse, it’s likely that you’d need more than that, but three days is a pretty good start.

Due to the number of actual living people already roaming outside our building, I’m fairly certain that the Lab would be one of the last places I’d want to be if zeds start walking around. Despite this, I got to thinking; if we had an official bug-out bag here at the studio, what would be in it? And what would everyone contribute to it?

I decided to find out.

Jeff kicked off the discussion by throwing in the towel. No, really. As he put it, “I’d take a towel. Seriously. Towels are so freaking useful. Extra warmth. Something to sleep on or under. Sweat rag. Sun shade. Make-shift carry bag. Gag. Tourniquet. Flag. Sound dampener.”

Maybe Douglas Adams was onto something after all.

After that, everyone jumped in with more conventional survival gear. Several folks suggested bringing outdoor items like small tarps, ropes, coils of 550 paracord, and dry bags for grabbing supplies on the run. Being practical (and realizing that I’m usually the first person to get hurt on a hike), I added a first aid kit and some extra bottles of Tylenol, ointment, and bandages. After all, it would suck to have to deal with some weird infection from a cut when you’re trying to keep yourself from becoming lunch.

I also recommended bringing a small bottle of bleach to sanitize drinking water and clean gore off of equipment (and people). Kevin spoke up and said that we should just bring a small water purifier, since it would last longer. And as much Kool-Aid as we can carry. Wait, Kool-Aid? Ohhh yeaaah. He wasn’t kidding, though. “Having been on backpacking trips where water wasn’t just scarce but nasty tasting,” he said, “ a nice pack of Kool-Aid, or any kind of powdered drink mix, does wonders.”

Steve agreed, then grossed us all out by explaining “Zombiepocalypse = bad; zombiepocalypse + diarrhea = worse.” Luckily, Dave already had us covered there — one of his other contributions was “Lots and lots of toilet paper.” Ew.

The conversation went downhill from there, but I’ll spare you the details.

Once that was out of everyone’s system, we debated how we’d stay warm. Shaun rattled off a list of clothes he’d bring, asserting “Nothing would be more embarrassing than dying from hypothermia during the zombie apocalypse.” Most people mentioned bringing lighters, and Brant, our resident survivalist, took it a step further and recommended one of those Blastmatch portable flints.

Steve then suggested packing a set of Mylar space blankets, and Dave thought it would be a good idea to bring a backpacker’s sleeping bag. I’m thinking that we’d probably want to consider taking a few of these; I don’t think one bag is going to cut it for all of us, even if Jeff did decide to sleep under his towel.

Alright…enough of the regular survival stuff. We’re preparing for the flesh-eating undead, so let’s look at everyone’s favorite must-have: weapons. It’s funny how much our choices tell you about us.

  • Thorough and forward-thinking, Dave would throw in a survival knife “with a compass and dry storage compartment” (along with a laundry list of outdoor survival items).
  • Picturing the most dramatic possible combat situations, Foge would bring a sturdy awl as an emergency weapon and tool. It’s a safe bet that’s gonna end up in some zombie’s eye socket.
  • Jess would bring a heavy flashlight — both for light and for bashing heads. Just like you’d expect from a producer, she wants to maximize efficiency by making sure everything has more than one use.
  • Always thinking about usability, tech art director Steve suggests a flat-end machete because it’s great for chopping but you can’t stab with it. “Stabbing a zombie is basically feeding it your arm. You want to chop and get your arm out of there.”
  • James thought big and decided to pack a 14-inch electric chainsaw along with a contractor grade indoor/outdoor extension cord. He figures that since we live in hydro country the power will stay on longer than you’d expect.
  • Zips applied his programmer mindset to the question. “I’d bring a bat”, he said. “Aluminum 32″ 20.5oz fast pitch softball slugger.” He then went on to talk about the batting gloves he’d need to prevent impact injuries to his wrists, and how he’d use the bat to acquire supplies from other survivors.
  • Phinney decided to look at the big picture and recommended bringing firecrackers. “In the grand scheme of things,” he says, “misdirection may be your best weapon.” Good point. After all, it worked in Land of the Dead, right?

Just when we thought we were done, Brant decided to top us all with a 134 line spec that included phrases like “62 grain Mil Spec. preferred, 55 grain acceptable,” “1 Assault Harness (capable of carrying a minimum 6-30 rd magazines),” and “Lightweight Sporter w/ collapsible stock.” I have no idea what any of this means, but I’m not about to argue with him.

Wow. That’s a lot of stuff, and I didn’t even cover all of the suggestions. Maybe we’ll need a few bug-out bags to hold everything…

Even though it’s a lot of fun to think about survival in the context of the zombie apocalypse, having a real-life disaster plan is a smart idea. Want to check out the rest of our bug-out bag supply list and share your thoughts on what you’d put in yours? Head over to MMOZed and join in the discussion!

  1. Researcher: BridgeX

    Great ideas everyone! But I’ve gotta go with Steve on this one.

    Slicing > bashing

  2. Researcher: Mephster

    Pretty awesome ideas! Whoever would of thought a towel could do so much ?

  3. Researcher: Alqeudabunny

    “The conversation went downhill from there, but I’ll spare you the details.”

    RL Thread Derailment….

    Stuff I’ve seen on Dual Survival have always helped (also interesting, if u guys at UL want or like survival shows/ideas)

    There’s where I get my emphasis on Cordage/Rope… you simply CANNOT have enough of it… whether making camp, traps, makeshift bugs, nearly anything…

    ps:”Head over to MMOZed and join in the discussion!” = <3!

    pps: of course Jeff had the great idea for a towel… it's why he's the boss :) hahaha

  4. Researcher: Bronco

    Seeing as the temperature can get pretty low in my country
    (Iceland), my eventual bug-out bag would mainly be comprised of
    things that can keep you warm. Rather than eluding zombies, my
    biggest concern will be how to stay warm and to avoid
    volcanos.

  5. Researcher: geist null

    salt. oddly enough your body needs it to survive and it makes the other survivors taste better in an emergency

  6. Researcher: Shawn of the Dead

    Lol @ Geist Null and his salt theory

  7. Researcher: Mottototot

    Machete, Firecrackers/Flares and Flare Gun, First Aid Kit, Water Sanitizer, Good Ol’ Towel, Kool-Aid or nearest equivalent, Wooly hat, Camera with a strong flash to stun zombies

  8. Researcher: BrainsNotBrawns

    “Nothing would be more embarrassing than dying from hypothermia during the zombie apocalypse.”

    Not at all – Hypothermia is very dangerous, most people underestimate how badly rain and cold temeratures can screw your body up. Survival guides list it as the #1 danger (not counting zombies :P)

  9. Researcher: Gabrielo

    This gentlemen: “Chinese Military Shovel WJQ-308″
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b60OZhrTB6o
    one of the must-haves for any apocalypse!

  10. Researcher: Nathan Kennedy

    Machetes would totally be the way to go hacking/cutting power in the palm of your hand, that or a fire ax but thats kind a one swing thing if you’re in a crowd